Untitled: (adj) lacking in title

correlatedcontents:

hi, it’s me, the guy who made “my father’s long long legs.” since tumblr liked that so much i thought i would let you all know:

i have made a new twine game called “the uncle who works for nintendo.” it is also a horror game! it has five endings. i hope you enjoy it.

the original background art (glimpsed in the thumbnail) is by the very talented kimberly parker, who has a website and also a sketchblog here on tumblr.  the abstract backgrounds were made in andi mcclure's awesome program Icosa.

there’s more about it on my blog, if you like.  anyway, enjoy the game!

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

sadinasaphrite:

silversteampunk:

christineisntmean:

ilovecharts:

How much snow it takes to cancel school in the U.S

"Any snow"

in Georgia they canceled school because the forecast mentioned snow, but there wasn’t actually any snow. People are still joking about the “snow days”

That 12” for Salt Lake County is a sick lie! I’ve had school days with that much.

^ Absolutely true.  I once woke up to three feet of new powder and had to go to school.

sadinasaphrite:

silversteampunk:

christineisntmean:

ilovecharts:

How much snow it takes to cancel school in the U.S

"Any snow"

in Georgia they canceled school because the forecast mentioned snow, but there wasn’t actually any snow. People are still joking about the “snow days”

That 12” for Salt Lake County is a sick lie! I’ve had school days with that much.

^ Absolutely true.  I once woke up to three feet of new powder and had to go to school.

medievalpoc:

Fiction Week!

Fantasy Fiction by N. K. Jemisin

The Inheritance Series:

The Dreamblood Series:

The Broken Earth (coming 2015):

The Fifth Season is set in a world which has suffered frequent, repeated Extinction Level Events for millions of years, and all life (and magic) in this world has adapted to it. Hundreds of years might pass between these events—easy, plentiful years in which great cities rise, and people have the leisure for art and science and rapid advancement—but then, again and again, the cities fall. The world is littered with the detritus of these times of plenty, and this cover hints at them: past ages of decadence, now decaying; stone that endures beneath flaking gilt.

GoodReads

I just read the Inheritance Trilogy, it was SOOO good - the first book since Harry Potter that has kept me up late reading.  Totally recommend it (and holy cow, a new novella coming out =D )

parlourpixiekyle:

andrewgeorgeart:

this is my second project for my comic storytelling class in which a human woman gets hired to be a grim reaper.

Is it bad that I’d really love to have this job

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.


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Sometimes life is hard, but here’s a live camera of three cheetah cubs and their mama.